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Hitler Demotivational Poster


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney

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EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.

LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O

WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


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Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like button on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm
These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.

JEWS - no one cares about them...

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Kingy - December 23, 2010, 12:52 am
Lol, that is just horrible, but epic.
Lawlgiver - March 21, 2009, 12:11 pm
xD Retard > Jesus
Devildog - October 1, 2008, 10:08 pm
The Motifake sucks, but the original text is funny as shit.

HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads

REINCARNATION - Who knew Hitler would come back looking so cute?

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JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 5:18 pm
My best friends are all German Shepherds. Let's send all the poodles to "camp"
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 8:38 pm
"OK, Who made the mess on the floor?" raise your hand. 4L

ADOLF HITLER - He was mean.

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Rating: 2.35/5

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ICEMAN - March 13, 2012, 11:37 am
And they were equally as good. (Excuse me, I need to go lock my cellar door)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2012, 9:40 am
It's from 2009. Our standards used to be lower....They even let me make posters back then.
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:07 am
Not to criticise, but how did this pass muster?
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 9:29 pm

EVEN AS A CHILD - there were signs that something was a little odd about Hitler I mean honestly, who parts thier hair on the right

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Rating: 4.5/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


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agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:52 pm
Alf weiner showin'!
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:45 pm
No further comment from me...*g* Thank you all and good night from good old Germany! ;)
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:37 pm
Despite the comment early on, this is perfectly delivered, forseti.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I just figured it was a page out of the WHOS WHO in HELL.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:23 pm
uhh... you're probably right. Hopefully Jackie doesn't visit motifake! :(
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:23 pm
Too stup*d to call it a sandbagging, too.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:19 pm

well, in that case all is good.....that guy must be JFK.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:18 pm
Accidental resemblance! And it's a bus (final destination unknown). BTT: MARILYN IS STILL ALIVE!!
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:14 pm

OMG!!!!! They are on a train too. This is so traumatic. Therapy, I'm gonna need therapy.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:12 pm
Well, now that you mention it, ... he's vaguely similar indeed. :O
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:10 pm

I sure am glad thathatguy was here to clarify this for me......as a Jew, I would never have noticed that guy could pass for Hitler twin.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 4:55 pm
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ThatGuy - September 6, 2010, 4:53 pm
And shes on a bus with hitler!
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 4:25 pm
Very VERY well played.

BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute

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Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x

THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED - Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon

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forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:42 am
uuuhhhh... where's SOPA?!? I copied this picture first!!!!111 :D 115746
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:22 pm
Sadly Gaz, I cannot give your comment 5L
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 4:20 pm
Yup. Just down the street. Boy that ol’ Addie, quite the stories, and really knows his way around a Barbecue! Norma, not so much, but a real looker…just keeps starin’


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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am

FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to Blow Job School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that bitch)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the hot sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov cocktails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.

HITLER - The poor guy finally got his gas bill.

BAD ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - Volkswagen, designed by Hitler, driven by you.

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BrokenEye - August 19, 2010, 8:07 pm
I've always wondered why a car company founded by Nazis would want to advertise itself as "Das Auto".
The Goat - March 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Way back in my college days (late 1970s) a club I belonged to had that picture on a poster saying "Advertising Makes It Happen!"
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:42 pm
Dr Porsche just turned over in his grave

STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the shit in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about swallowing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you swallowed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! fuckin libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our pussy lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-tapping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his shit will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a damn thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of shit who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of shit that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a fucking model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bushite. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bushites.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs

This Tall -

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Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!

PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.

HITLER - Every species has its own

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JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
If I had that cat I would HAVE to name him Adolf, just on priciple. 5L

Adolf Hitler -

SATAN - "No Hitler. The BIG pineapple."

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:09 pm
Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:25 am
When you're at the top, there's only one way to go.


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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:14 am
I'm afraid this is a common misconception, you seem to be under the impression that people actually think.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
You see, this is one of the things which confuses non-Americans. You guys hire (elect) these representatives to work for YOU, and as soon as they're in power, they work for big business. Doesn't it ever occur to you to fire them, next time around?
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
Don't Forget Fearless Leader North Korea.


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mmmmmmmmm - May 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
hey look it's uncle Adolf
mmmmmmmmm - May 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
hey look it's uncle Adolf
Kii - April 25, 2009, 7:34 pm

SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!

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Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
Fuck you right back, you nazi cocksucker! Eat shit and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? FUCK YOU!!!


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BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:14 pm
It's when you have no justification, and do anyway...I'm so sorry Ron but I had to.

JUSTIN BIEBER - Ruining more lives and minds than Hitler, Stalin, or Mao could even dream of

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TehRealCanada - July 29, 2013, 9:38 pm
Anyone else notice the sideways black guy in the backgroud?
Schultz1 - April 7, 2012, 1:10 am
We need to kill him.
fasteddie - June 20, 2011, 6:34 pm
shouldn't this be in the douche archives?

DOESN'T IT LOOK CUTE? - When I will tell you that Hitler is the maker of this painting, will you always appreciate it that much?

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jibarocampesino - July 16, 2010, 5:00 pm
If he had just stayed as an artist.
Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Apparently, people in his pictures looked like little buildings too.


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HITLER - One Hell Of A Hot Chick.

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Kii - May 30, 2009, 11:52 am
I'd tap that Nazi hard.
Nils - November 6, 2008, 7:02 am
I like this picture. LOL, Adolf a girl.

YOU KNOW - Hitler was a great speaker too.

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Sean - October 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
... and as white as McCain, or Palin. You think you had a point worth making?
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 1:03 pm
You trolls aren't even trying anymore, are you.
Obama Nation - October 13, 2008, 12:12 pm
Say it five times fast and you get the picture of where it's all headed with him

Emissions -

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JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:57 am
maoworks2 - September 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Gooding One .
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2015, 5:09 pm
funny a 5er


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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:11 pm
CANADA - January 29, 2010, 4:37 pm

MY CLOTHES - are dark and deep to represent my soul you people have no idea what it's like to be so opressed

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Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:34 am
Haha! I appreciate the constructive criticism. Unfortunately I'm not much of a photoshop allstar. I'll do what I can with some, but I may need the help of the experienced to make photos suitable for my posters. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
agdaniele - October 15, 2010, 1:23 am
No worries.. take criticism and improve, and you'll beat out 40% of all submitters automatically.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:22 am
Keep in mind, I'm still pretty new to this and trying to work my way in to this wonderful motifake community. As the ideas flow i'll be sure to be more careful with the removal of tagging, and other details essential to a respectable motifake.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:20 am
sorry agdaniele. I tend to see the picture and then I come up with the ideas so fast I tend to rush to get it down on the poster and skip over looking for taggings. I know the rule and I can respect why you have it. Promise I'll be more careful.
agdaniele - October 15, 2010, 1:13 am
had the "tabasco logo not been on your "my girlfriend" poster, it'd be aces. Take time, get help on these... you have decent ideas. This one is good.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Ohhh, totally my bad guys. I didn't even see that or else I would have cropped it out. I found this pic in the "Poster Fodder" thread. I guess I just got too excited to make the poster instead of making sure it was proper.
Neener - October 15, 2010, 1:04 am
They're referring to the site or artist tag in the bottom left corner. Pics with those are generally rejected. They can be cropped off with MS paint.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:01 am
If there is something wrong with taggin please feel free to change it to your suiting.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 1:00 am
I'm glad to see that the first poster I've made to incite comments rather than just votes has had all moderators as commentors, thank you.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 7:49 pm
tis funny though
rerun - October 14, 2010, 7:36 pm

didn't see that, oops.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 7:32 pm
rerun - October 14, 2010, 7:32 pm

Now, this is funny

COLUMBIA - Adolf used to wear it...

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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:51 pm
He perverted a lot of symbols: his "Iron Cross" was originally the symbol for the Knights Templar. The list goes on.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 9:00 am
India SamV
SamV - October 24, 2009, 8:58 am
ive heard that the swastika symbol stands for peace in countries like korea...

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS... - Even Hitlers cat was an as*hole... But a snappy dresser. Its TRUE!

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HITLER ZOMBIE - We always knew he'd come back someday.

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GoForthAndDie - November 1, 2008, 3:10 am
Supposedly his body wasn't totally cremated. Hard to say, since the Russians got to him first.
Edders - October 31, 2008, 4:59 pm
Wasn't he cremated with the fuel from his own cars?




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forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:04 pm
LOL! The other one got "Blondie"??
ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:50 pm
Are you sure he wasn't mean because he didn't like being known as 'Herr ein Testikal'?
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:40 pm


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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:49 pm
Obama wasn't like Hitler, at least had a few victories in his early days.

PRUSSIAN BLUE - Proof that sometimes it's OK to punch little girls in the face

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matt28 - October 22, 2010, 7:59 pm
Olson twins on crack..
forseti - June 28, 2010, 7:00 pm
WTF?? Let's punch their parents! "They have a little sister called 'Dresden'". Can't believe my eyes...
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
Although culos is completely right, I'd suggest perhaps leaving them with a 'stash - perhaps a dirty hitler?
culos - January 28, 2010, 5:09 am
I'd give them a mushroom stamp, no more....
lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 4:05 am
hmmm.. let me HANDLE them.
Derek - January 28, 2010, 2:37 am
I think not.
ICEMAN - January 28, 2010, 12:01 am
Well, that would be one place to punch them. 5 lil mustaches.

HIIIIIGH FIIIIIVE!!!!!!! - Even evil dictators like doing it!

HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:16 am
That would have been fun as hell to make him sit through that every f'n day BoR! 5 dead Poodles!

PIMPIN - Es ist alles über den benjamins, yo

HITLER - after the assasination attemp, he just wasn't the same

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HITLER - Millions of sperm and THIS guy had to be the fastest...

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DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 10:43 pm
This makes it look like I stole an idea for one of my posters, but, alas, i did not.
Link L33T - March 16, 2010, 10:42 pm
i think ive read somewheres that they think the egg chooses the sperm. Not neccisarily the first 1 to arive.


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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

JEFF LOOMIS - Miss Piggy's ugly step sister

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Vegetarians -

Hitler Clothing -

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K0rNb4LL - July 23, 2013, 9:19 am
Lol, I remember this store being in the news.

Hitler House -

Slaughter -

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Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 12:27 am
Hitler's mother's doctor highly recommended she get an abortion, actually.
Elwood - November 22, 2008, 8:15 am
I want to murder the people who "made" Adolph Hitler.
HA HA HA - June 2, 2008, 9:21 am
I want to shake the hand of the person who made this poster!

" OW, SO CUTE " - Is what I would say if this painting wasn't Hitler's work.

WHAT!!?? - We just got the new tanks! Why did he shoot himself!?

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SmokeySmith - December 23, 2011, 9:36 pm
I'm looking for this picture, I can't find it anywhere!! Can anyone find the picture of the tanks by itself? I wanna use it for my band's EP cover

MODERN TYRANTS - At least Hitler was literate.

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PSA - November 22, 2008, 10:00 pm
the u.s. military only asks the president for permission to make him feel good
Stalin - October 5, 2008, 1:40 am
I killed more people than Hitler because I was insecure, felt like it, wanted to win...
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Me again. Nimrod is a troll. Don't feed the trolls, people. That is all.
Bacon - August 21, 2008, 1:43 am
Wow Nimrod, are you an idiot? How does not being able to speak in public relate to killing millions of people just because he didn't like the color of their hair?
Nimrod - August 13, 2008, 7:54 am
Actually, The Bush Family supplied machine parts to Hitler's air planes and tanks, also made a nice packet from the oil they sold to him, Entire Bush family= corrupt dodgy douche bags, hitler was better, he tried fix a problem, bush only makes them
Catbones - July 4, 2008, 11:36 am
It's just a joke about Bush's inability to speak intelligently in public, and yeah, that he's an imperialist jackass who'd love to head up his own "democratic" 4th Reich. You a Bush fan? Enjoy the economy he's given America at the cost of his fear mongeri
Obama - June 3, 2008, 12:48 am
Wait Bush wasn't the one who got offended about appeasing Hitler in the 30's... who was it that tried to defend that point of view?
Sean - April 12, 2008, 12:55 am
Actually Sandfish, I think he's saying that there really is no comparison. But I've been drinking.
Sandfish - March 12, 2008, 5:13 am
Oh my how clever, comparing Bush to Hitler.

WHY HAVE BILLIONS... - When I could have Millions...

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Noobcakez - December 30, 2009, 8:33 am
Actually I was referring to Austin Powers...
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:34 pm
$ vs lives?


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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:20 am

KILLING NAHZEES - Swing for the fences boys...the Der Fueher is watching!

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HtD - January 28, 2010, 12:09 am
I was finally able to watch this movie for the first time. So sick.


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... - March 14, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oddly enough, he only looks only like a grumpy man. Like an angry little man. I love it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 9:01 am
Now he looks like a regular, everyday, creepy racist megalomaniac. Very eerie.

HITLER'S FINAL PUSH - In his final attempt for victory, Hitler trained a special group of nazis to invade the world of entertainment through song and dance.

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Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:22 pm
now thats facken funny! 5L


ACTUALLY - Hitler was an anti-semite. And he "used" genocide.

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Culos - January 15, 2009, 4:24 am
Well he was liberally dishing out death and destruction and genocide and so on....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 12:44 am
Hitler was a liberal? Listen very carefully: You have been smoking too much crack!!
Wulf - January 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Actually, Hitler was a power-hungry vegetarian liberal, and he used the German National Workers' Party

There are times -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 12:25 pm
Many times, hoping I'd stop hearing about the in-laws and how they seem to know more than anyone else :-D
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:10 pm
Been there done that ?... Am there doing that.


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suenero - November 24, 2010, 10:52 am
I was an episode of the 2003 "Twilight Zone" series on UPN.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:21 am

now, it was a serouis type movie, wish I could remember it
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 9:43 am
Was it Spaceballs?
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:46 am

does anybody know the movie of the time traveler who went back to kill baby hitler, and the nanny replaced baby hitler with who in known as The Hitler?

odd -

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steve1961 - January 31, 2014, 1:34 am
True...Just ask Prescott Bush...
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 11:08 pm
Hindsight is always 20-20.



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rerun - July 3, 2010, 2:02 am

LMAO. Does it have an HOA? Those HOA guys are tough

Delusions of Grandeur -

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 12:07 pm
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Zetmonk - June 13, 2013, 6:53 am
Yeah, was no use though. Got killed in 'n car-jacking.


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Monica - October 22, 2009, 4:42 am
Blondes are fucking stupid taking orders from that brunette hell spawned bastard.

HI, I'M CHRIS HANSEN - Ja, and ich bin der Fuerher und das is the SS auf wiedersehen

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forseti - May 6, 2010, 11:45 am
to be a grammar nazi on THIS one (while be german) is a little stereotype, but this sentence is so bad, i have to downvote it. next time send me a pm, i'll love to help everyone with german grammar! :)

HITLER - This tall.

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Second rank -

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concern3 - May 27, 2015, 5:49 pm
Very Funny a 5er



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EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2017, 2:56 am
"I think it pisses God off when you walk by the colour purple in a field and don't notice it." -Shug Avery: The Color Purple
mizzdizz - December 21, 2017, 9:51 am
Not my favorite flower. I like the fact that Hitler recommended it.. chuckle, chuckle....^!!!!!

Life's A Bitch -

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JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 4:24 am
Back out of the room verrrry sloowwwly and quietly, crawl out the bathroom window and fetch your local neighborhood exorcist!!!!! LOL! ^!

Betting -

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JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - October 28, 2016, 4:04 am
Nice, UP yours


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MissPriss - March 29, 2015, 1:16 am
Great stuff! If you haven't already, check out Military Lulz in the header board, another site that you might enjoy (yes you can drop your posters at other moti sites). Welcome aboard.

Politics -

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Pushkin - January 19, 2016, 11:10 pm
Thank you so much. I thought so.
mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:46 pm
Well put, Push! 5L!

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